Kwentong Patawa ni Tatay Digong

Nakipagkita si Tatay Digong kay  Xi Jinping sa China para magsumbong.

“Your Excellency, “ he said. “I am finding things way more difficult than I could have imagined. May I ask you – how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?”

“Well,” replied Xi, “the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.”

Napaisip bigla si Tatay Digong.

“But how do you know the people around you are really intelligent?” he asked.

“Oh, that’s easy” Xi replied. “You just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle”.

He pushed a button on his intercom. “Please send Minister Wang Yi in here.”

Pumasok si Foreign Minister Wang Yi.

“You called for me, Your Excellency?”

“Answer me this, if you would, Yi. “ Xi said. “Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?”

Without pausing for even a second, Wang Yi answered, “That would be me.”

“Yes! Very good,” said the Xi Jinping.

So umuwi ng Pilipinas si Tatay Digong, at pinatawag agad si Secretary Cayetano.

Nagkakandirit pa si Cayetano habang papasok ng Malacañang.

“Alan, sagutin mo nga to,’ said Digong. “Yung nanay at tatay mo may anak. Hindi yung kapatid mong lalake at hindi rin yung kapatid mong babae. Eh sino to?”

“Sandali, Mr. President. Di ako sure,” said Alan. “Balikan kita agad.”

Nagpapanic na si Kuya Alan, tinanong niya na si Martin Andanar, hindi nakasagot, si Mocha naman pagtanong niya biglang may kausap kunwari sa telepono. Pagpunta niya kay Secretary Aguirre, busy daw nagboblower ng wig.

Sumunod na araw, nakasalubong ni Alan si VP Leni Robredo. Sa mga oras na to, desperado na si Alan, kasi ayaw niyang magalit syempre si Tatay Digong.

So kinausap niya si VP Leni. “Leni alam kong magkaiba tayo ng partido pero kailangan ko talaga tulong mo,  pakisagutan naman ang bugtong na to, please.

“Sure, Secretary Alan, “ Leni said. “Wala namang masamang tinapay sa akin. Ano yun?”

“Salamat,” said Alan.

“Eto yun: Yung nanay at tatay mo may anak. Hindi yung kapatid mong lalake at hindi rin yung kapatid mong babae. Eh sino to?”

Sagot agad si VP Leni, “Sec naman! Ako yan!”

Alan smiled, “Thanks!”

Masayang bumalik si Alan sa Malacañang at Kinausap si Tatay Digong. “Mr. President, nakapag research na po ako at alam ko na ang sagot sa bugtong. It’s Leni Robredo!”

Tumayo si Tatay Digong  at binatukan si Alan at sinigawan  “Putangina, adik ka ba? Ipatokhang kaya kita? Putangina tawagin nga si Bato, ipalagay sa narco list itong putanginang to! Si Wang Yi yan! Si Wang Yi ang sagot, Bobo! “

😂😂😂😂 #satire #joke

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